Tuned a half-step down; all chords relative to standard tuning. There are no lyrics available online yet for the final chorus so I had to guess; if anyone has lyric corrections, please share! [Intro] D Bm A G Bm A (x2) [Verse] D Bm A Well I've been sitting in the back seat of this car for half an hour G Bm A and I'm wondering if any of this is real D Bm A Trouble is I ate a pound of psychedelic mushrooms, G Bm A and now I'm trying to decide if I should feel D weird about the fact that both Bm A my friends who went and drove me G Bm A to the Burger King can tell that I'm f***ed up? D Bm A Because their alligator faces leering at me from the front seat G Bm A have that look of frightened deer-in-headlights locked G Bm A G Bm Hissing "Calm down that bitter taste's the drug and no you won't drown on spit A G Bm A So cool it, swallow, we'll be downtown now in just a couple minutes G A We don't have to talk until you're fine" [Interlude] D Bm A G Bm A (x2) [Verse] D Bm So now I'm sitting on the curb, amazed by traffic A G Bm A All the cars have rockets bolted to their roofs and reptile men D Bm A Driving wonder if the lights that spin atop these ambulances G Bm A always looked as cool as they have been? G And no one can tell me "Calm down" Bm A That bitter taste's their stares G Bm And no, you won't drown on spit A G So cool it, swallow, take a breath, Bm A sit tight for just a single minute G A We can talk again when they get lost [Chorus] D A Then we'll sail as high as we wanna go Bm None of you can tell us no G Or tell us that we'll fail D Cause we're too far gone to care A And time goes way too slow Bm Let's pick up the pace and go G Double-time this beat and wail G No one rests until we're there [Bridge] G Well I guess we should worry a bit Bm A D Cause they'll lock us up if we can't learn to cool it G We're having a party instead Bm A D Who cares if it's only inside of our heads? G Bm A G We've got mutants, and angels, and demons, and rockets, and killers Bm A Obnoxious? f*** you man, I've got this G Bm A G Let's stay on this trip, tell the world it don't know anything