INTRO:

 G  -  Asus  -  A  (4x);


VERSE 1:

          G A 
Now it serves my evil purpose just to see her
          G A 
Though I know now what she says is untrue
           G 
And the things she makes me count
               A 
But for the record, count me out
          G A 
Honey harder baby! that's what she screamed


 G  -  Asus  -  A  (2x);
 

VERSE 2:

           G A 
Now she makes me wait beneath the cloud of darkness
          G A 
Like a lover in despair, I thank you
           G 
For the things you made me see
                    A 
All through the madness
       G A 
You taught me well, forget your wedding bells
 F E  (hold)
Ah aha,  she's so uncool


 G  -  Asus  -  A  (4x);


VERSE 3:
               G A 

She's the loneliness that hangs beneath your cradle  
             G A 
Though you know that what I say it ain't true  
           G A 
Well the gift I gave today don't really matter  
            G A 
It's the clothes she wears and the way she swears    


 F E 
Ah aha,  she's so uncool
 F E 
Ah aha,  she's so uncool
 F E  (hold)
Ah aha,  she's so uncool


(adlib)

 G  -  Asus  -  A  (till fade)