This is an alternative version of Tim Minchin's Youtube Lament. 
Try it out and let me know what you think.
Cheers, Alex

B7b9: x1212x
 Eb *: x4356x

Intro:  Em ,  B ,  C ,  C/A ,  B Em 
All my carefully measured metaphor
       B7b9
All my flat nine dominant seven chords
           C 
All of my shtick
            Am 
My lyrical trickery
              B 
All of those bows
          B 
All that applause


( Em B C Am B  
All my intertextuality
All my self-aware hypocrisy
All of those rhymes
My irregular times
All my softly spoken sophistry

        C 
All my make-up, all my lights
        G 
All my photo shoots in tights
       B7b9
All my pretensions
        Am 
All my intentions
        B C B C B 
All my glitzy opening nights

        C 
All my brow-dependent jokes
        G 
All my mirror balls and smoke
      Am                  A79
All my tilts at wit and whimsy
            B 
All my poetry
    Eb *                 Em 
My swear words and my s***
          C                  
Will never get as many hits as
 B Em 
Kittens Waking Up