Youtube Lament chords – Tim Minchin V2

 This is an alternative version of Tim Minchin's Youtube Lament. 
Try it out and let me know what you think.
Cheers, Alex
B7b9: x1212x
Eb *: x4356x
Intro:  Em ,  B ,  C ,  C/A ,  B Em 
All my carefully measured metaphor
B7b9
All my flat nine dominant seven chords
C 
All of my shtick
Am 
My lyrical trickery
B 
All of those bows
B 
All that applause
( Em B C Am B  
All my intertextuality
All my self-aware hypocrisy
All of those rhymes
My irregular times
All my softly spoken sophistry
C 
All my make-up, all my lights
G 
All my photo shoots in tights
B7b9
All my pretensions
Am 
All my intentions
B C B C B 
All my glitzy opening nights
C 
All my brow-dependent jokes
G 
All my mirror balls and smoke
Am                  A79
All my tilts at wit and whimsy
B 
All my poetry
Eb *                 Em 
My swear words and my smut
C                  
Will never get as many hits as
B Em 
Kittens Waking Up