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Thank You chords – Mkto V4

 I copied the lyrics and chords from someone else but simply added the strum pattern.

Chords used: [ C ] [ G ] [ Em ] [ D ]

Strum pattern: Down - Down up - up - down - up 
D-DU-U_DU

Rap/Intro: 

[ C ]
Yo, this one right here
[ G ]
Is for all the drop out-of-schoolers
[ Em ]
The future cougars
[ D ]
The Mary Jane abusers
[ C ]
The ones that chose to be losers
[ G ]
For all the misfit kids and the total outcasts
[ Em ]
MKTO
[ D ]
This one's for you
[ D ]
Role models


Chorus:

[ C ]         [ G ]
We are the ones   
                   [ Em ]
The ones you left behind
                  [ D ]
Don't tell us how
                              [ C ]
Tell us how to live our lives
                   [ G ]
Ten million strong             
                             [ Em ]
We're breaking all the rules
                      [ D ]
Thank you for nothing 
                              [ C ]
Cause there's nothing left to lose


Verse: 

[ C ]                                [ G ]
Thank you for feeding us years of lies
[ Em ]                         [ D ]
Thank you for the wars you left us to fight
[ C ]                       [ G ]
Thank you for the world you ruined overnight
[ Em ]
But we'll be fine
[ D ]
Yeah we'll be fine


Rap/Bridge:

[ C ]
Thank you for the world you broke
[ G ]
Like yolk and it ain't no joke
[ Em ]
So cold and there ain't no coat
[ D ]
Just me, my friends, my folks, and
[ C ]
We gonna do what we like
[ G ]
So raise that bird up high
[ Em ]
And when they ask you why
[ D ]
Just stand there laugh and smile

Chorus:

[ C ]         [ G ]
We are the ones   
                   [ Em ]
The ones you left behind
                  [ D ]
Don't tell us how
                              [ C ]
Tell us how to live our lives
                   [ G ]
Ten million strong             
                             [ Em ]
We're breaking all the rules
                      [ D ]
Thank you for nothing 
                              [ C ]
Cause there's nothing left to lose

[ C ]          [ G ]
Na na na na 
                  [ Em ]
Na na na na na na
             [ D ]
Na na na na
                  [ C ]
Na na na na na na


Verse: 

[ C ]                               [ G ]                 [ Em ]
Thank you for the times you said don't make a sound
                                  [ D ]         
Thanks for the ropes you used to hold us down
[ C ]                          [ G ]                             
Cause when I break through I'ma use them to reach the cloud                     [ Em ]
We ain't comin' down
[ D ]
We ain't comin' down


Rap/Bridge:

[ C ]
Look Ma I finally made it
[ G ]
This world is too damn jaded
[ Em ]
My life is just like Vegas
[ D ]
Go big, go home, get faded
[ C ]
Been a since '92
[ G ]
Can't shut me down curfew
[ Em ]
And them girls I'll take a few
[ D ]
Do what I wanna do


Chorus:

[ C ]         [ G ]
We are the ones   
                   [ Em ]
The ones you le

Pharaoh Story chords – Andrew Lloyd Webber V2

 C 
Pharaoh he was a powerful man

with the ancient world in the palm of his hand
    Dm G 
to all intents and purposes he
     Dm G 
was Egypt, with a capital E

     C 
Whatever he did he was showered with praise

if he cracked a joke then you'd chortle for days
 Dm G 
no one had rights or a vote but the king
    Dm G 
in fact you might say he was fairly right wing

      C F 
When Pharaoh's around
          C F 
then you get down on the ground
        C G F Dm G 
if you ever find yourself near Ramesses
                  C 
get down on your knees

                   F 
A Pharaoh's story, a Pharaoh's story
 C F 
 a Pharaoh's story, a Pharaoh's story

 C 
Down at the other end of the scale

Joseph is still doing time in jail
     Dm G 
For even though he is in with the guards
   Dm G 
A lifetime in prison seems quite on the cards

        C 
But if my analysis of the position is right

at the end of the tunnel there's a glimmer of light
     Dm G 
for all or a sudden indescribable things
     Dm G 
has shattered the sleep of both peasants and kings

 C F 
Strange as it seems
                C F 
there's been a run of crazy dreams
       C G F Dm G 
and a man who can interpret would go far
                C 
could become a star

                 F 
Could be famous, could be a big success
 C F 
 could be famous, could be a big success

 C F 
Strange as it seems
                C F 
there's been a run of crazy dreams
       C G F Dm G 
and a man who can interpret would go far
                C 
could become a star

                 F 
Could be famous, could be a big success
 C F 
 could be famous, could be a big success

 C F 
Strange as it seems
                C F 
there's been a run of crazy dreams
       C G F Dm F G 
and a man who can interpret would go faaa-aaa-aaar
                C F C F 
could become a sta     -     ar
            C 
could be a star


-- bengma

All And Everyone chords – Pj Harvey V3

 INTRO:  D Am Em   /  D Am Em   /  D Am Em   /  D Am Am Am 

VERSE:
 Am 
Death was everywhere,

 Em 
in the air and in the sounds

 D 
coming off the mounds of Bolton's Ridge.

 A 
Death's anchorage.

 Am 
When you rolled a smoke or told a joke,

 Em 
it was in the laughter and drinking water

 D 
it approached the beach as strings of cutters,

 A 
dropped into the sea and lay around us.

 Am 
Death was in the ancient fortress,

 Em 
shelled by a million bullets

 D 
from gunners, waiting in the copses

 A 
with hearts that threatened to pop their boxes,

 Am 
as we advanced into the sun 

 Em 
death was all and everyone.

 D A 
death was all and everyone.


CHORUS:
 Bb F Gm 
As we, advancing in the sun

 Bb F Gm 
As we, advancing, every man

 Bb F Gm 
As we, advancing in the sun


VERSE:
 Am 
Death hung in the smoke and clung

 Em 
To 400 acres of useless beachfront

 D 
A bank of red earth, dripping down

 A 
Death is now, and now, and now

 Am 
Death was everywhere, 

 Em 
in the air and in the sounds 

 D 
Coming off the mounds of Bolton's Ridge

 A 
Death's anchorage

 Am 
Death was in the staring sun

 Em 
Fixing it's eyes on everyone

 D 
It rattled the bones of the Light Horsemen

 A 
Still lying out there in the open


CHORUS:
 Bb F Gm 
As we, advancing in the sun

 Bb F Gm 
As we, advancing, every man

 Bb F Gm 
As we, advancing in the sun

 Bb F Gm 
Sing "Death to all and everyone"


OUTRO:
 F Gm F Em D Am Em  (until the end)

Happy chords – Frames

                                           Artist - The Frames
                                         *********************
                                              Song - Happy 
                                             **************
                                         Album - Burn The Maps 
                                        ***********************
                                          - Ayreon77
                                        **********************





 I Think this is how he's playing it, bit tricky at first
   A G#m A G#m  
[----------------------------------------------------------------------]
[----------------------------------------------------------------------]
[-6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6--4-4-4-4s----6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6--4-4-4-4s-------------]
[-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7--6-6-6-6\7---7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7--6-6-6-6\7------------]
[-7-7-7-7--6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6\7--h7-7-7-7--6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6\7-And so on--]
[-5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5--4-4-4-4---0-5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5--4-4-4-4--------------]


--------------------------------------------------------------
VERSE 1
********
 A G#m 
Come help me out I'm sick from the fight
 A G#m 
from inserting a laugh where there's none
 A G#m 
show me where this joke got tired
 A G#m 
tell me you know cause I'm slow catching on.


--------------------------------------------------------------
VERSE 2
********
 A G#m 
Your trying to break me down with your tuneless song
 A G#m 
That kept me up all night
 A G#m 
Take me to the fair where the lifeless singers
 A G#m 
Will let you ride up beside them sometimes


--------------------------------------------------------------
CHORUS
*******
 F#m E B 
  And your putting a line
 F#m E B 
  where there should be not a line
 F#m E B A 
  And your building divides.


--------------------------------------------------------------
VERSE 3
********
 A G#m 
Help cut me out I got caught in the wire
 A G#m 
From believing the filtering downs
 A                  G3m
Tell me where the stakes got higher
 A G#m 
Goes to show how slow we've become
 A G#m              
Tell me what you see            (these last 2 lines kinda go off rhythm)
 A G#m 
Coz i'm not catching what you say


--------------------------------------------------------------
CHORUS
*******
 F#m E B 
  And your putting a line
 F#m E B 
  Where there should be not a line
 F#m E B A 
  And your building divides
    A E B 
To putting a line
 A E B A 
 Why are you building divides

--------------------------------------------------------------
WEIRD SOLO
--------------------------------------------------------------

CHORUS
*******
 F#m E B 
  And your putting a line
 F#m E B 
  Where there should be not a line
 F#m E B A 
  And your building divides
    A E B 
To putting a line
 A E B A 
 Why are you building divides
 A E B 
It's some feeling in your life
 A E</s

The Dreamer chords – Neil Sedaka

 The Dreamer:Neil Sedaka.
#47 on BB Hot 100 on RCA Records
in 1963.

INTRO:
 E Abm B E 
Hush-hush-A-bye..husha-husha-bye-bye..
 Abm B E 
Hush-hush-A-bye..husha-husha-bye-bye..
 Dbm F# 
Hush-hush-A-bye..husha-husha-bye-bye..
 F# Dbm F# 
Hush-hush-A-bye..husha-husha-bye-bye..

#1.
     B F# B Db Dbm 
The dreamer..silly dreamer..they all call me,
 F# Dbm F# 
since I met you.
 F# B 
Every friend I have, girl..called you, bad girl.
          Dbm F# 
And they told me, to forget you.

#2.
 B E B 
They said to me..foolish little dreamer, why can't 
     F# B E 
you see..she's a fickle schemer.
 F# Dbm 
She'll take your heart, thinking it's a joke, and 
 F# Dbm F# Dbm B 
break it apart..laughing when it's broken in two.

BRIDGE:
     Dbm F# B E 
But I   don't care because in my dream-world you are 

my dream girl.
 Em A D F# 
So, my prayer goes out to each little sheep to keep 

me asleep..

#3.
     B F# B Db Dbm 
The dreamer..silly dreamer, let them call me.
 Abm F# B 
Soon they'll all see they were wrong about you.
 B Dbm 
Wrong to doubt you, darling, we'll show them
 F# B 
how dreams come true.

BRIDGE:
     Dbm F# B E 
But I   don't care because in my dream-world you are 

my dream girl.
 Em A D F# 
So, my prayer goes out to each little sheep to keep 

me asleep..

#4.
     B F# B Db Dbm 
The dreamer..silly dreamer, let them call me.
 Abm F# B 
Soon they'll all see they were wrong about you.
 B Dbm 
Wrong to doubt you, darling, we'll show them
 F# B 
how dreams come true.

OUTRO:
 E Abm B E 
Hush-hush-A-bye..husha-husha-bye-bye..
 Abm B E 
Hush-hush-A-bye..husha-husha-bye-bye..
 Dbm F# 
Hush-hush-A-bye..husha-husha-bye-bye..
 F# Dbm F# 
Hush-hush-A-bye..husha-husha-bye-bye..

 E Abm B E 
Hush-hush-A-bye..husha-husha-bye-bye..
 Abm B E 
Hush-hush-A-bye..husha-husha-bye-bye..
 Dbm F# 
Hush-hush-A-bye..husha-husha-bye-bye..
 F# Dbm F# 
Hush-hush-A-bye..husha-husha-bye-bye..

 E Abm B E 
Hush-hush-a-bye..husha-husha-bye-bye..(Fade.)


A sixties smash from Kraiekhat.

I Started A Joke intro Tabs by Wallflowers

 Couldn't find this anywhere so decided to post it.

-INTRO-
e||----------------------------------------------------||
B||--11--14-11---11--12-11---11--12-11---9--11--9------||
G||--11--11-11----9---9--9----8---8--8---7---7--7------||
D||----------------------------------------------------||
A||----------------------------------------------------||
E||----------------------------------------------------||

Leviathan Chords – Mark Lanegan

 Mark Lanegan
"Leviathan"
Blues Funeral
tabbed by: smcclure09@yahoo.com

standard tuning

Intro:

e----------------|
B----------------|
G----------------|
D-\7---5---3---2-|
A----------------|
E----------------|

 D C G Bb 
After the deadlock and dazzle
 D C G Bb 
As good as, or better than gold
   D C G Bb 
I lay down my guns on the table
      D C G Bb 
First scarlet then blue growing cold
      D C 
Black light and smoke
 G Bb 
Making a joke
        D C G Bb 
In the haze of a setting sun
 D C G Bb 
Leviathan waits in the water
 D C G Bb 
Skeletons hide in the trees
 D C G Bb 
The hours crawl by like a spider
 D C G Bb 
Hangman is following me
 D C 
At sorrow's door
 G Bb 
A century more
       D C G Bb 
In the rays of a setting sun
 D C G Bb 
After the deadlock and dazzle
 D C G Bb 
Glitters at night like it's gold
     D C G Bb 
You lay down your heart if you're able
      D C G Bb 
First scarlet then blue growing cold
 D 
Everyday a prayer
      C 
For what I never knew
 G Bb 
But this is one I said for you


Chords used:
    D C G Bb 
e-------------|
B-------------|
G--7--5-----3-|
D--7--5--5--3-|
A--5--3--5--1-|
E--------3----|

Wild And Lonesome Chords – Shooter Jennings

 Wild and Lonesome
Shooter Jennings    
Capo 3rd fret Standard tuning               Tabbed by Jangafett  
From the Album:The Other Life       

 C Fmaj7 C 
The night just seems to drag on forever
 Em Fmaj7 C G 
Waiting for that cleansing morning call
 C Fmaj7 C Fmaj7 
Running from the mirror, I don't see it any clearer
      C G C 
As fireworks bright and loud, burn out and fall

 C Fmaj7 
Wild and lonesome 
  G C 
Wild and lonesome
                        G C 
You're blowing through life son Like a Texas dust storm
          Fmaj7 
Wild and lonesome
        G C Fmaj7 G 
Like a child who wants some  one to play with
              C         
And keep him warm

 C Fmaj7 C 
Bottle full of venom's used for drowning
 Em Fmaj7 C G 
The ever-loving woman all my time
 C Fmaj7 C Fmaj7 
Take another toke, keep on smiling, life's a joke
         C G C 
Keep on going till I forget the things I've done

          Fmaj7 
Wild and lonesome
  G C 
Wild and lonesome
                        G C 
You're blowing through life son Like a Texas dust storm
          Fmaj7 
Wild and lonesome
        G C Fmaj7 G 
Like a child who wants some  one to play with
              C 
and keep him warm

 C Fmaj7 C 
When I finally see the line on the horizon
 Em Fmaj7 C G           
She illuminates the sky before my eyes
 C Fmaj7 C Fmaj7 
And before I get the chance to ask her for the dance
            C G C 
The poison once again left me immobilized


          Fmaj7 
Wild and lonesome
 G C 
High and stoned some
                        G C 
You're blowing through life son Like a Texas dust storm
          Fmaj7 
Wild and lonesome
        G C Fmaj7 G 
Like a child who wants some  one to play with
              C 
And keep him warm
            Fmaj7 G C 
Someone to play with, feed him And keep him warm 

30 Year War Chords – Manic Street Preachers

 Intro (brassy sound/maybe strum once on each)  C G Em Am C G E / Em Am 

Strum:  F C E Am F 
It's the longest running joke
In history
    C 
To kill the working classes
In the name of liberty
     E 
The lies of Hillsborough
The blood of Orgreave
 Am 
All the evasion at the BBC
 
     F 
And thirty years of war
To darken all our class
 C 
Black propaganda, lies and mistrust
 E 
See it in our eyes, the fire dimming away
       Am 
The old-boy network won the war again
 The old-boy network won the war again
The old-boy network won the war again    

 A Am C 
So you hide all Lowry's paintings
  G 
For thirty years or more
 E 
'Cos he turned down a knighthood
 Am A 
And you must now settle the score
 
 C 
And the endless parade of old Etonian scum
 G 
Line the front benches so what is to be done?
 E 
All part of the same establishment
 A 
I ask you again what is to be done?
 
I ask you again what is to be done?
          Am 
I ask you again what is to be done?

  A F 
These verses at attention stand
 C 
Ready for the immortal command
 E 
The armies of my pages may never fight again
 Am Dm F 
Happy for the order to meet eternal flame
 
 F 
Blame the poor
Praise the rich
 C 
Make the connections
Put them in print
 E 
Keep 'em boxed in
Keep 'em kettled in
  Am 
Create a mistruth
So bewildering
  Am 
Create a mistruth
So bewildering
Create a mistruth
So bewildering
 
 C 
So you hide all Lowry's paintings
 G 
For thirty years or more
 E 
'Cos he turned down a knighthood
 Am 
And you must now settle the score
 C 
And the endless parade of old Etonian scum
 G 
Line the front benches so what is to be done?
 E 
All part of the same establishment
 Am 
I ask you again what is to be done?
    A 
I ask you again what is to be done?
I ask you again what is to be done?

Interlude/Solo:  Am F Dm C E Bb Bm C Am D F C Dm C Em Am C 
So you hide all Lowry's paintings
 G 
For thirty years or more
 E 
'Cos he turned down a knighthood
 A 
And you must now settle the score
 C 
And the endless parade of old Etonian scum
 G 
Line the front benches so what is to be done?
 E 
All part of the same establishment
 Am 
I ask you again what is to be done?
 A 
I ask you again what is to be done?
                    Am 
I ask you again what is to be done?

 Am A Am A

30 Year War Chords – Manic Street Preachers

 Intro (brassy sound/maybe strum once on each)  C G Em Am C G E / Em Am 

Strum:  F C E Am F 
It's the longest running joke
In history
    C 
To kill the working classes
In the name of liberty
     E 
The lies of Hillsborough
The blood of Orgreave
 Am 
All the evasion at the BBC
 
     F 
And thirty years of war
To darken all our class
 C 
Black propaganda, lies and mistrust
 E 
See it in our eyes, the fire dimming away
       Am 
The old-boy network won the war again
 The old-boy network won the war again
The old-boy network won the war again    

 A Am C 
So you hide all Lowry's paintings
  G 
For thirty years or more
 E 
'Cos he turned down a knighthood
 Am A 
And you must now settle the score
 
 C 
And the endless parade of old Etonian scum
 G 
Line the front benches so what is to be done?
 E 
All part of the same establishment
 A 
I ask you again what is to be done?
 
I ask you again what is to be done?
          Am 
I ask you again what is to be done?

  A F 
These verses at attention stand
 C 
Ready for the immortal command
 E 
The armies of my pages may never fight again
 Am Dm F 
Happy for the order to meet eternal flame
 
 F 
Blame the poor
Praise the rich
 C 
Make the connections
Put them in print
 E 
Keep 'em boxed in
Keep 'em kettled in
  Am 
Create a mistruth
So bewildering
  Am 
Create a mistruth
So bewildering
Create a mistruth
So bewildering
 
 C 
So you hide all Lowry's paintings
 G 
For thirty years or more
 E 
'Cos he turned down a knighthood
 Am 
And you must now settle the score
 C 
And the endless parade of old Etonian scum
 G 
Line the front benches so what is to be done?
 E 
All part of the same establishment
 Am 
I ask you again what is to be done?
    A 
I ask you again what is to be done?
I ask you again what is to be done?

Interlude/Solo:  Am F Dm C E Bb Bm C Am D F C Dm C Em Am C 
So you hide all Lowry's paintings
 G 
For thirty years or more
 E 
'Cos he turned down a knighthood
 A 
And you must now settle the score
 C 
And the endless parade of old Etonian scum
 G 
Line the front benches so what is to be done?
 E 
All part of the same establishment
 Am 
I ask you again what is to be done?
 A 
I ask you again what is to be done?
                    Am 
I ask you again what is to be done?

 Am A Am A

Whistling In The Dark Chords – They Might Be Giants

 A Em 
A woman came up to me and said
      A Em 
"I'd like to poison your mind
      A Em 
With wrong ideas that appeal to you
        A Em 
Though I am not unkind"
     A Em 
She looked at me, I looked at something
  A Em  
Written across her scalp
     A Em 
And these are the words that it faintly said
      A A7 
As I tried to call for help:

         D Em A 
There's only one thing that I know how to do well
          Bm G 
And I've often been told that you only can do
           A D 
What you know how to do well
               G A 
And that's be you,
                G A 
Be what you're like,
             G E7 
Be like yourself,
            A F 
And so I'm having a wonderful time
                    C Dm 
But I'd rather be whistling in the dark
   Bb C 
Whistling in the dark
  C Dm 
Whistling in the dark
  Bb C 
Whistling in the dark
  C Dm 
Whistling in the dark
  Bb C 
Whistling in the dark
          C Dm 
There's only one thing that I like
             Bb C 
And that is whistling in the dark
 
  D Em C D 
ah ah ah ah
  D Em C D 
ah ah ah ah

   A Em 
A man came up to me and said
      A Em 
"I'd like to change your mind
    A Em 
By hitting it with a rock," he said,
         A Em 
"Though I am not unkind."
    A Em 
We laughed at his little joke
            A Em 
And then I happily walked away
     A Em 
And hit my head on the wall of the jail
           A A7 
Where the two of us live today.

         D Em A 
There's only one thing that I know how to do well
           Bm G 
And I've often been told that you only can do
           A D 
What you know how to do well
               G A 
And that's be you,
                G A 
Be what you're like,
              G E7 
Be like yourself,
              A F 
And so I'm having a wonderful time
                    C Dm 
But I'd rather be whistling in the dark
   Bb C 
Whistling in the dark
  C Dm 
Whistling in the dark
  Bb C 
Whistling in the dark
  C Dm 
Whistling in the dark
  Bb C 
Whistling in the dark
          C Dm 
There's only one thing that I like
             Bb C 
And that is whistling in the dark

          D Em A 
There's only one thing that I know how to do well
           Bm G 
And I've often been told that you only can do
           A D 
What you know how to do well
               G A 
And that's be you,
                G A 
Be what you're like,
              G E7 
Be like yourself

Over Again Chords – One Direction V6

 the tabs for this song on here weren't very accurate so i decided to try figure it 
out for myself...


  Bm G D A 
     
E---------2-----3-----------3\2---------2-----2-----0-----0------|
B---3-----3-----3-----3-----------3-----3-----3-----2-----2------|
G-4---4-------4-----0-----0---------2-------2-----2-----2--------|
D-------------------------------0-----0---0-----2-----------2----|
A-2-----2---2-----------------------------------0-----0----------|
E-----------------3-----3----------------------------------------|



                Bm G 
Said I’d never leave her cause her hands fit like my t-shirt,
 D A 
Tongue-tied over three words, cursed.
 Bm G 
Running over thoughts that make my feet hurt,
 D A 
Body's intertwined with her lips

                   Bm G 
Now she’s feeling so low since she went solo
             D A 
Hole in the middle of my heart like a polo
          Bm G 
And it’s no joke to me
           D A 
So can we do it all over again?

           Bm G 
If you’re pretending from the start like this,
 D A 
With a tight grip, then my kiss
     Bm G 
Can mend your broken heart
              D A 
I might miss everything you said to me

           Bm G 
And I can lend you broken parts
                D A 
That might fit like this
            Bm G 
And I will give you all my heart
 D A 
So we can start it all over again

 Bm G 
Can we take the same road two days in the same clothes?
       D A 
And I know just what she’ll say if I can make all this pain go
 Bm G 
Can we stop this for a minute?
                 D A 
You know, I can tell that your heart isn’t in it or with it

 Bm G 
Tell me with your mind, body and spirit
                 D A 
I can make your tears fall down like the showers that are British
 Bm G 
Whether we’re together or apart
                        D A 
We can both remove the masks and admit we regret it from the start

           Bm G 
If you’re pretending from the start like this,
 D A 
With a tight grip, then my kiss
     Bm G 
Can mend your broken heart
              D A 
I might miss everything you said to me

           Bm G 
And I can lend you broken parts
                D A 
That might fit like this
            Bm G 
And I will give you all my heart
 D A 
So we can start it all over again

 D A 
You’ll never know how to make it on your own
 Bm G 
And you’ll never show weakness for letting go
 D A 
I guess you’re still hurt if this seed's sown
 Bm G 
But do you really want to be alone?
           Bm G 
If you’re pretending from the start like this,
 D A 
With a tight grip, then my kiss
     Bm G 
Can mend your broken heart
              D A 
I might miss everything you said to me

           Bm G 
And I can lend you broken parts
                D A 
That

Cold Coffee Chords – Ed Sheeran V7

 COLD COFFEE

Capo 4


Verse 1:
 C 
She's like cold coffee in the morning
 G 
I'm drunk of last night's whiskey and coke
 C 
She'll make me shiver without warning
 G 
Make me laugh as if I'm in on a joke

PRE-CHORUS:
 Am C G 
You can stay with me forever
 Am C D 
Or you can stay with me for now

CHORUS:
 Em 
Tell me if I'm wrong
 C 
Tell me if I'm right
 Am C G 
Tell me if you need a loving hand to help you fall asleep tonight
 Em 
Tell me if I know
 C 
Tell me if I do
 Am C G 
Tell me how to fall in love the way you wanted to

Verse 2:
 C 
I'll wake with coffee in the morning
 G 
But she prefers two lumps of sugar and tea
 C 
Outside the day is up and calling
 G 
But I don't have to be, so please go back to sleep

PRE-CHORUS:
 Am C G 
And stay with me forever
 Am C D 
Or you can stay with me for now

CHORUS:
 Em 
Tell me if I'm wrong
 C 
Tell me if I'm right
 Am C G 
Tell me if you need a loving hand to help you fall asleep tonight
 Em 
Tell me if I know
 C 
Tell me if I do
 Am C G 
Tell me how to fall in love the way you wanted to

 D Am C            
Cos I love the way you wake me up
 D Am G   
For goodness sake, will my love not be enough?

CHORUS:
 Em 
Tell me if I'm wrong
 C 
Tell me if I'm right
 Am C G 
Tell me if you need a loving hand to help you fall asleep tonight
 Em 
Tell me if I know
 C 
Tell me if I do
 Am C G 
Tell me how to fall in love the way you want me to
 Em 
Tell me if I'm wrong
 C 
Tell me if I'm right
 Am C G 
Tell me if you need a loving hand to help you fall asleep tonight

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Let me know what you think in the comments below...

Worrying Kind Chords – Ark

 Tabbed by Mcfly

 A 
Moves I like to make 'em, grooves I like to shake 'em
                                D 
Shake 'em from my troublesome mind
        E F#m C#m F#m             
Cause sometimes you'll find that I'm out of my mind
           E D A 
You see baby I'm the worrying kind
   A 
Words I'd like to break 'em, words I like to shake 'em
                                D 
Shake 'em from my troublesome mind
          E F#m C#m F#m 
And you turn up your nose, it's a joke you suppose
      E D A 
But baby I'm the worrying kind

(Bridge)
              F#m 
So if you see me somewhere with that glassy old stare

And the panic and fear in my eyes
        E 
Don't call for first aid or the fire brigade
         F#m G 
Or the local police cause they won't care
             D A 
I'm just a silly old boy with my head in the can
        Bm A 
Just a mortal with potential of a superman
           E 
But what sense does it make when I feel like a fake
            E 
When I'm saying to you all be good for goodness sake

(Chorus)
   A 
Words I like to break 'em, words I'd like to shake 'em
                                D 
Shake 'em from my troublesome mind
           E F#m C#m F#m 
And why heaven knows, it's a joke I suppose
      E D A 
But baby I'm the worrying kind

(Instrumental)

(Bridge)

(Chorus)

         F# G#m D#m G#m F# E B 
And you turn up your nose, and you say it's a pose, but baby I'm the worrying kind
      F# G#m D#m G#m F# E B 
Yeah sometimes I'm blind, I'm just out of my mind, baby I'm the worrying kind

Stuck Together Pieces Chords – Atoms For Peace

 Bass riff
G|------------------------------------------------------|
D|--9-9---11-11----7-7---9-9----------------------------|
A|-------------------------------7-7--9-----------------|
E|---------------------------------------9-(\)-2--------|

or down on a guitar (that c# has to stay :( )
E|------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------|
A|--2-2--4-4-----0-0--2-2---------------4---------------|
E|------------------------------0-0--2-----2------------|


The phrases in the verse don't actually form such a full harmony as the chords 
written. So on the Verses, the Riff is much more fun to play arund with. But anyway:

    F#m/C#    Bm7sus2   F#m7 F#m '  :||     F#m  elsewhere
E|---------------------------------|------9-----|
B|-(2)------(2)------(2)---(2)-----|------10----|
G|--2--------2-------(2)---(2)-----|------11----|
D|--4--------4--------2-----4------|------11----|
A|--4--------2--------4-----4------|------9-----|
E|--------------------2-----2------|------------|

                                
                   "Stuck Together Pieces" by Atoms For Peace

Riff 4x
                                
Verse 1
 over the bass riff, by the line.
 or if you've to have chords:

   (   F#m/C#   Bm7sus2        F#m7 F#m '  )
        Our stuck together pieces
        The joke is I don't need this
        You can hardly tell the difference
        Well I know but I don't care        

Verse 2
  bass riff, or:

   (   F#m/C#   Bm7sus2        F#m7 F#m '  )
        Grown up together pieces
        Our stuck together pieces
        A load of near misses
        Aw shucks, you got me

Riff 2x

Verse 3
  bass riff, or:

   (   F#m/C#      Bm7sus2        F#m7 F#m ' ) 
        You can have anything that you want
        Except the thing you really want
        Go back to where you came from
        Go back to what you know

Riff 4x

Bridge

      C#m 
        Our stuck together pieces
      F#m 
        Our stuck together pieces
      C#m 
        Our stuck together pieces
      F#m 
        Our stuck together pieces

      C#m         
        Why be rain when you could be sun?
      F#m 
        Why tie yourself to anyone?
      C#m         
        Why be here when you'd be somewhere else?
      F#m 
        Well I know but I don't care
        

Chorus
[  D F#m Bm C#m   ]
[  D F#m Bm C#m   ]
[  D F#m C#m D    ]
with lyrics:

         D F#m Bm C#m         
        Ooh...                You don't get away.
                         D 
        You don't get away. You don't get away
                         F#m 
        You don't get away. You don't get away. 
                         Bm         
        You don't get away. You don't get away. 
                         C#m 
        You don't get away  So easily
                         D  
        You don't get away. You don't get away.
                         F#m 
        You don't get away So easily
                         C#m 
        You don't get away. You don't get away.
                         D 
        You don't get away. You don't get away. You don't get away
        
Riff 3x
with some guitar phrases
        
Ve

Paint Yourself Chords – White Denim

 E 
You're always looking at yourself
 A E 
Deciding what you do not want to see
     E 
You paint yourself with light at night
 A E 
You rewrite your history
 E 
The apartment that you got
            A  
Has got no fire escape
               E 
What will you do?
               B 
What will you do?
         E 
And the job that you've got
              A           
Has made you work so hard
                E 
You don't know who you are
                B 
You don't know who you are

 A B                   
You say that you're taking nothing for granted
                E            
But your plans don't change
            A B 
And you're hoping that everything's easier
                         E          
By the time you reach your old age
 A                                 
I'm trying to cool you like a fan
            B E   
But you're making it so obvious I can't
             A 
And there's always something
                B E 
For you to get over when I disappear away

 A E A E A E E 
Your heart is tied up in a joke
      A E 
And it's all whips, rums, and rain
 E A 
All the titles you so casually gave away
                            E 
Will come back and be your name
 E 
You did forget your memory
    A E 
Of all you promised you just yesterday

 E

Thats What Mamas Do Chords – Jason Matthews

                          That's What Mamas Do

The Strumming Pattern is: D D D DUDU (d=down; u=up)
During verses, it may change slightly-listen to song to figure out

I found this by listening and watching covers and the song, it works pretty well 
for the most part.

[Verse 1]
 D 
She'll change a dirty diaper
 G 
Wipe a runny nose
 D 
Get a two day old kool-aid stain
 G 
right out of your clothes
 D 
& she'll put her last spare dollar under your pillow
 Em G 
when you lose a tooth
 D 
She'll bust down your door
 G 
& drag you out of bed
 D 
make you sit right next to her in church 
 G 
wearing your Sunday best
 D 
& when she bows her head to pray, you can bet
 Em G 
shes saying one for you

[Chorus]
             C D 
That's what mamas do
 G D 
they raise you, ground you
 G D 
build their whole world around you
 G D 
with no care for the hell they'll go through
              C D 
that's what mamas do

[Verse 2]
 D 
She'll keep up with all your girlfriends
 G 
scare off the ones she hates
 D 
She'll get a new grey hair and a wrinkle to spare
 G 
every time you come home late
 D 
& when you leave to chase that dream, she's gonna cry when
 Em G 
she walks by your empty room
 D 
She'll call and sing you happy birthday
 G 
when everyone else forgets
 D 
On your wedding day she'll joke and say
 G 
where are my grandkids
 D 
oh & when she get em she'll spoil em rotten
      Em G 
the way her mama did with you

CHORUS

[Verse 3]
 G 
But she'll get old and fragile
 D 
& the end will come too soon
 G 
& she'll let go and you'll hold on 
 D G 
the way all children do
 D G 
& you'll miss her, mourn her
 D 
leave pretty flowers for her
           G Em 
& you'll cry like the baby she knew
            G D 
& she'll hear you, guide you
     G D 
& pray the light finds you
         G D Em 
She'll never stop watching over you
      G D Em 
oh until you're up there too
                C D 
That's what mamas do

Dyslexic Penguins – Storm Drain chords

 Storm Drain by Dyslexic Penguins 

Standard Tuning


INTRO:  Fmaj7 ,  C ,  C/B ,  Am  (x2)
        Am ,  Em ,  C ,  C Am ,  G ,  C ,  C 


VERSE 1: 
 C Em 
We were sitting, on a Skype Call
 Am                           
We were talking, John didn't know
 C Em 
That his mic was on, he didn't know that,
 Am Am 
that we could hear it all... Pornographic 


CHORUS:
 Fmaj7 ,  C ,  C/B ,  Am  (x2)    
 Am ,  Em ,  C ,  C              ... Pornographic (x4)
 Am ,  G ,  C ,  C 


VERSE 2: 
 C Em 
When we told him, that his mic was on
 Am                           
He tried to play it, tried to play it off
 C Em 
But it was too late, we had heard it,
 Am Am 
He tried to cover it up... like Watergate


CHORUS:
 Fmaj7 ,  C ,  C/B ,  Am  (x2)    
 Am ,  Em ,  C ,  C            ...(Like) Watergate (x4)
 Am ,  G ,  C ,  C             ... Niiiixon!


BRIDGE:
 Em 
Sent broken links,
 Am 
Erased his history, 
 Em 
Went on rant,
 C C/B 
Says it's a joke,
 Em 
We're calling bullshit,
 Am 
He quit the Skype Call,
 F G 
He told us not to write this song


 Fmaj7 ,  C ,  C/B ,  Am       ... Pornographic (x2)
 Fmaj7 ,  C ,  G             ... oooooohhh


VERSE 3: 
 C Em 
So we wrote it, there's nothing he can do
 Am                           
About it,  We hope he doesn't sue
 C Em 
He'll get over it, eventually
 Am Am 
But for now he's mad, a rage machine


OUTRO: 
 Fmaj7 ,  C ,  C/B ,  Am  (x2)    
 Am ,  Em ,  C ,  C            ... John
 Am ,  G ,  C ,  C             ... Pornographic



And Fade out... 

Saddest Quo Chords – Pernice Brothers

 Tabbed by: Geezus92

This is my first tab. Im not very keen on sounds but I think this is close. Any help to 
fill in or correct would be appreciated!

CAPO ON FIRST




    INTRO (probably not played)

  There's a train wreck
  Picking up survivors
  from a plane crash
  on the TV life


 C F G C F G C F G C C F G 
Trying to be a better person
 C F G C 
Hindsights twenty and my visibility is worsening

         Am Em 
All the acolytes are chokin
         Am Em 
But my faith in life's unbroken

      C F G C C F G 
Want leave this room better than I found it
         C F G C 
Love my name when I feel like I really couldnt give a shit

         Am Em 
All the hypocrites are chokin
          Am Em 
On their blind faith far from broken

           C 
There's a train wreck
          F G 
Picking up survivors
          C 
from a plane crash
        F G 
on the TV life
            Em Am 
And it's a sad, status quotient
         Em 
Waiting for the sky to fall

             C F G C C F G 
Its getting hard to sleep when I lay my head down
              C F G C 
Ill turn the sweatshop corner til my part to execute and sleep in town

         Am Em 
All the acolytes are chokin
           Am Em 
All their blind faith far from broken


           C 
There's a train wreck
          F G 
Picking up survivors
          C 
from a plane crash
        F G 
on the TV life
            Em Am 
And it's a sad, status quotient
         Em 
Waiting for the sky to fall


My clouded love I thought Id settle down
Wandering through like a head of touchy silly cattle
Cruelest joke
My ancient thoughts feel new

         Am Em 
All the acolytes are chokin
          Am Em 
On their blind faith far from broken

           C 
There's a train wreck
          F G 
Picking up survivors
          C 
from a plane crash
        F G 
on the TV life
            Em Am 
And it's a sad, status quotient
        Em Am 
It's a sad, status quotient
        Em Am 
It's a sad, status quotient
         Em C F G F C 
Waiting for the sky to fall

Popular Song Chords – Mika V3

 My second tab still trying .

intro
 Eb Ab Eb Bb Fm Eb                           BY:st6an
       La la, la la
 

You were the popular one, the popular chick
              Ab Eb 
It is what it is, now I'm popular-ish
                                Gm  
Standing on the field with your pretty pompoms
     Ab Eb 
Now you're working at the movie selling popular corn
    G Eb 
 I could have been a mess but I never went wrong
     Ab Eb Bb 
 'Cause I'm putting down my story in a popular song
             Ab 
 I said I'm putting down my story in a popular song

[Chorus:]
  Bb Ab 
 My problem, I never was a model,
  Eb 
 I never was a scholar,
  Bb Ab Eb 
 But you were always popular,
                   Bb Ab 
 You were singing all the songs I don't know
  Eb 
 Now you're in the front row
   Bb Ab Eb 
 'Cause my song is popular


           Bb Eb 
 Popular, I know about popular
  Eb Bb Ab 
  It's not about who you are or your fancy car
  Bb Ab Eb 
 You're only ever who you were
           Bb Ab Eb 
 Popular, I know about popular
                                 Ab 
 And all that you have to do is be true to you
  Ab Eb 
 That's all you ever need to know


                              Bb Ab Eb 
 Catch up 'cause you got an awful long way to go
                              Bb Ab Eb 
 Catch up 'cause you got an awful long way to go


                            Bb 
 Always on the lookout for someone to hate,
  Eb A 
 Picking on me like a dinner plate
  Eb Bb 
 You hid during classes, and in between them
  Ab Eb 
 Dunked me in the toilets, now it's you that cleans them
                                         Bb 
 You tried to make me feel bad with the things you do
  Ab Eb 
 It ain't so funny when the joke's on you
                      Bb 
 Ooh, the joke's on you
  Bb Ab Eb 
 Got everyone laughing, got everyone clapping, asking,
                         Bb 
 "How come you look so cool?"
   Ab Eb Bb 
 'Cause that's the only thing that I've learned at school, boy (uh huh)
   Ab 
 I said, that's the only thing I've learned at school



[Chorus:]
  Bb Ab 
 My problem, I never was a model,
  Eb 
 I never was a scholar,
  Bb Ab Eb 
 But you were always popular,
                   Bb Ab 
 You were singing all the songs I don't know
  Eb 
 Now you're in the front row
   Bb Ab Eb 
 'Cause my song is popular


           Bb Eb 
 Popular, I know about popular
  Eb Bb Ab 
  It's not about who you are or your fancy car
  Bb Ab Eb 
 You're only ever who you were
           Bb Ab Eb 
 Popular, I know about popular
                                 Ab 
 And all that you have to do is be true to you
  Ab Eb 
 That's all you ever need to know