He Who Would Valium Take chords – Half Man Half Biscuit

 (intro  C F C G7 C )
     C F 
The car that's parked on a pavement narked
   C G7 C  
Pedestrians and children with chalk
                                  F 
Their games, their shapes, their capers, their japes
    C G7 C 
Destroyed by a thoughtlesss***ehawk.
                              F C G 
And yea though I walk in the road to get past, I'm not in the least afraid
     C F 
For soon I shall fly to the sweet by and by
  C G7 C 
Away from a world without shade.
                          F C G7 C 
A streaker streaks and a nation shrugs at a saucer-like disc in the sky
   C F 
A stag weekend is a poor weekend
        C G7 C 
If the army is not on standby.
                          F 
Pub grub, pub games, pub bands, pub names
     C G 
The Pit Bull that's great with kids
    C F 
If Chelsea, Chantelle and Jordan should gel
    C G7 C 
My fears would be laid to my skids.
                              F C G7 C 
The maverick cops with their average flasks and boring unorthodox ways
     C F 
The previous life as a Pharaoh's wife
    C G7 C 
Is mightily irksome these days.
                       F C G 
The Lady In Red hides under the bed from a husband who quotes Chubby Brown
      C F 
It's cold and it's wet and the knell of regret
    C G7 C 
Is pealing throughout every town
                   G7 C 
Is pealing throughout every town.

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