Letters Sent Chords – Half Man Half Biscuit

 E 
Keeper you've just made a decent save

So why d'you feel the need to rant and rave?
 A 
Screaming at defenders makes you look dead stupid
                                        E 
Especially when they haven't done much wrong.
 B A E 
Please cease the trait.

Thank you to whoever found my purse

Also when I fell, the passing nurse
 A 
And when in my coma as I tried to bludgeon
                               E 
Chartist demonstrators in the square.
 B A E B A E 
Those on the ward, yours much restored.

I disagree entirely with your choice

Peetie Wheatstraw has a better voice
     A 
I'd like to warn your readers; Stapeley Water Gardens
                                   E 
A nice day out but best to take a flask.
 B A E B A E 
Dear Miss McVeigh, it pains me to say
     B A E B A E 
The school choir was dull and the blame lies with you.

Sewage farm an absolute disgrace

Picnic table somewhat out of place
 A 
Leisure Centre cashpoint always out of order
                                      E 
And there's too much chlorine in the pool.
 B A E B A E 
Thirteen across - where was the clue?
 B A E B A E 
Bird on the wire - Len, you're the dogs.

Comments are closed.