Little Things That p*** Me Off - Rodney Carrington G C When I'm sittin on a toilet in a house that I don't know D G Lookin all around me where the toilet paper go? C I'm feelin really uneasy I'm feelin real uncertain D G (N.C) Cause I gotta wipe my b*** again with the shower curtain Chorus: C D G It's those little things those itty bitty things C D G It's those little things like that that p*** me off G C When I pick up on a women and I take her home to bed D (N.C) She starts to take her clothes of and she starts to hell you know G C I ask her what her name was she told me it was venus D I reach down between her legs (Chorus) G C Last night I went out drinkin in my old daddy's lincoln D G I hit a tree killed friend C I start to scream and hollar cause he owed me twenty dollars D G I know I'll never see it again (NC) "I know what you're thinking. Hell, he's dead, take it out of his d*** pocket. I didn't kill nobody. Hell, there's people out there going 'He killed his d*** friend, that's awful! If i had some mason and i could get up there i'd squirt his a**.' Well, listen to it again" G C Last night I went out drinkin in my old daddy's lincoln D G (N.C) I hit a tree killed friend "Two friends, a couple of orphans and a nun, how ya like that?" C D (NC) It's those little things "'Oh, he killed two orphans and a nun!'"