Intro: D Dsus2 D D Dsus4 D Verse-1: Am G And the sign said long haired D G Freaky people need not apply. D A So I tucked my hair up under my G A Hat and went in to ask him why. Bm He said you look like a fine Bm/A G Upstanding young man, I think D You'll do. So I took my hat A G And said imagine that, me A Working for you. Chorus: D Sign. Sign. Cadd9 G Everywhere a sign. D Blocking out scenery, G Breaking my mind. D A Do this, don't do that Cadd9 Can't you read the sign. .Intro .Verse-2 .Chorus Bridge: D G A Now, hey there mister can't G You read! You gotta have a D Shirt and tie to get a seat. D You can't watch here, A G You can't even, you ain't D Supposed to be here. .Vamp(no guitar) .Guitar Solo(chorus chords) .Intro .Verse-3 .Chorus Repeat chorus til fade....