Whiskey Problems by Artist Vs Poet ( calvinwaaay) Tune a half-step down to match the original version (: Chords: Bm : x20233 A *: x02233 A **: x00233 Em : 022033 D/F# :200233 Bm G You got 99 problems, I got 80 proof mixed in D A * Bm seven different drinks to forget about you G D A * And that's what I'm gonna do Bm G It only took six months and five whole weeks D A * Bm I swear to God, 40 ounces never felt so free G D A * So free of your memory Em D/F# G 'Cause it's three strikes, you're out in this two player game. Em D/F# G A And girl I think we're one in the same. G D If you could just drop your problems at the bottom of this bottle, I would A * Bm A ** drink you all the time. G D A * Bm A ** I know it's hard to swallow, but it feels all right, yeah G D A *- Bm - A ** But you'd rather be ab**** to me Em D/F# G A * So you keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey (Instrumental) Bm - G - D - A - A/C# (x42220) Bm G I got a big hunch that you don't give as*** D A * Bm and I've been kickin' myself for not realizing it. G D A * But all that's over now. Bm G 'Cause I got my good friends, Jack and Jim. D A * Bm And they don't got a single problem with the way that I am G D A * and they're dying to hear me out. Em D/F# G 'Cause it's three strikes, you're out in this two player game. Em D/F# G - A And girl you know I've won either way. G D If you could just drop your problems at the bottom of this bottle, I would A * Bm A ** drink you all the time. G D A * Bm A ** I know it's hard to swallow, but it feels all right, yeah G D A *- Bm - A ** But you'd rather be ab**** to me Em D/F# G A * So you keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey G D A * You keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey G D A * G - C You keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey G D If you could just drop your problems at the bottom of this bottle, I would A * Bm A ** drink you all the time. G D A * Bm A ** I know it's hard to swallow, but it feels all right, yeah G D Drop your problems at the bottom of