Tag: Joke
George Strait – I've Come To Expect It From You Chords
(G) (C) So upset, nervous wreck can't believe she said goodbye, (G) (C) sit and smoke, cry and joke about these tears in my eyes, (chorus) (Am) (F) How could you do what you've gone and done to me, (Am) (D7) I wouldn't treat a dog the way you treated me, (G) (C) But that's […]
My Chemical Romance I'm Not Okay I Promise chords
D Well if you wanted honesty, that’s all you had to&# 160;say. Bm I never want to let you down or have you go,&# 160;it’s better off this way. Em For all the dirty looks, the photographs your boyfriend& #160;took, A Remember when you broke your foot from jumping out the second floor? D I’m not okay. Bm I’m not okay. Em I’m not okay. A You wear me out. What will it take to show you that it’s not th e life it seems? (I’m not okay) I told you time and time again you sing the wo rds but don’t know what they mean (I’m not okay) So be a joke and look, another line without a hook I held you close as we both shook for the last time take a good hard look! I’m not okay. I’m not okay. I’m not okay. You wear me out. Forget about the dirty looks The photographs your boyfriend took? You said you read me like a book, but the page s are all torn and frayed I’m okay. I’m okay! I’m okay, now (I’m okay, now) But you really need to listen to me Because I’m telling you the truth I mean this, I’m okay! (Trust Me) I’m not okay I’m not okay Well, I’m not okay I’m not o-fvcking-kay I’m not okay I’m not okay (Okay)
Jared Fallon – If Youre Gonna Leave Her Chords
Status: If You're Gonna Leave Her Now A LAST NIGHT I HEARD THE SADDEST SONG D SOMEONE HAS EVER SUNG C IT WASN'T ABOUT BEIN' LONELY G OR LEAVIN' ANYONE A HE HAD BEEN LOOKIN' THREW THE TOWN D HE SAT ON A STOOL TO THINK C THEN THE MAN BEHIND THE COUNTER SAID G […]
Paranoid Chords – Black Sabbath V2
Intro: (Power Chords) D slide to E (x6) Em D G D Em (G) Finished with my woman ’cause she couldn’t help me with my mind Em D G D Em (G) People think I’m insane because I am frowning all the time Em C D Em Em D G D E (G) All day […]
Zebulon Swift – If Only Chords
3/4 time capo 3rd fret D# G# B#m D# If only I had some money If only I had some time IÂ’d show the whole world WhatÂ’s in my mind F#m G# B#m D# Its like telling a joke That I know isnÂ’t funny D# G# Cm D# If only I had some time If […]
Green Day Nice Guys Finish Last chords
(Verse part 1) E Nice guys finish last You`re running out of gas B   ;   ; E Your sympathy will get you left behind (Verse part 2) E Sometimes you`re at your best when you look the wor st B   ;   ; E Do you feel washed up like piss going down the  ;drain? (Pre-Chorus) A   ;   ; E Pressure cooker pick my brain and tell me I`m insan e A   ; E I`m so fvcking happy I could cry A   ;   ; E Every joke can have its truth and now the jokes 0;on you F#  0;  0; B I never know you were such a funny guy (Chorus) E   ; A E  60; A Oh nice guys finish last when you are the outcast E   ; A  0;  0; B Don`t pat yourself on the back you might break your spine (Verse part 2) Living on command You`re shaking lots of hands Kissing up and bleeding all your trust Taking what you need Bit the hand that feeds You`ll lose your memory And you go no shame (Pre-Chorus) […]
When i no music – Habakuk chords
d d g g Sleep, stand, smoke, joke,… a Ref: Ooooh, but when is no music, I can't do this, I can't do this d d g g For you and me and all of us opportunity…
Jaden Smith – Gonzoes Lyrics
I am the last one intelligence The swag comes with elegance That was blessed upon you, But that’s what just you learn from these debts and fondu I’ll handle the bill, but the rest is on you Jaden is the true, yes I’m on to the next.. Miss Fist Wits so reckless I’m on a […]
Inuman Na Parokya Ni Edgar chords
G Magbukas ka pa ng tuna Am At kukulangin ang isa C Maglabas ka pa ng baso G At tatagayan ko kayo G Pahingi naman ng yosi Am At paabot ng pangsindi C Maghanap ka na ng pwesto G break Akong bahala sa inyo Chorus G Tama na yan, inuman na! Am Hoy pare ko […]
Joke Lang Timmy Cruz chords
Intro: Bm-E-A-F#m-; Bm-E-A–; Bm E A F#m Sige na ligawan mo ako Bm E C#m-F#m Kahit biro lang ito Bm E A F#m Kahit na joke lang ito sa 'yo Bm E A Kay sarap ng feeling ko Chorus F#m B EM7 Sige na, say you love me naman Em A DM7 Kahit na kunwari […]
Be With You Awhile Chords – Alice Cooper
Intro: A6 A6 F#m I wish I could tell you something you didn’t know B D I wish I could give you something you didn’t owe A6 F#m7 || F#m7 – 242222 I wish I could tell you a joke to make you smile B C5 B G And I could be with you awhile […]
Hank Thompson – Rub-a-dub-dub Chords
HANK THOMPSON RUB-A-DUB-DUB (A)ONCE UPON A TIME , IN A NURSERY RHYME, THREE LITTLE MEN GOT (D)LOST, LIKE(E)YOU AND ME, THEY COULDN'T AGREE, AND UPON THE WAVES THEY (A)TOSSED, I'LL SING THEIR TUNE, CAUSE THEY GOT MAROONED,WITH A LOVE I CAN'T (D)FORGET, NOW THE (E)THREE LITTLE MEN JUST TOOK ME IN, ON AN OCEAN OF […]
George Strait – Come To Expect From You Chords
I've Come To Expect It From You George Strait >From the Album: Livin' it up Writers: Dean Dillon & Buddy Cannon Transcription by: Eric Scoretz Intro- C G So upset C Nervous wreck, can't believe ya said goodbye G Sittin' smoke C A cryin' joke about these tears in my eyes Am G How could […]
Nothings Real But Love Acoustic Chords – Rebecca Ferguson
Rebecca Ferguson Nothing’s Real But Love Performance: acoustic on Perez Hilton, acoustic on Shazam Tuning: 1-half step down (and Capo II) (or easier so you dont need to retune: standard tuning and Capo I) G Am7 Standing in a line G Wonder why it don’t move Am7 Tryna get a hand G Watching people break […]
Plan B – Lost My Way Lyrics
lost my way, fell down a hole, no-ones gonna come, and save my soul, lost my way, no going back, i’m stuck right here, and that is that! lost my way, fell down a hole, no-ones gonna come, and save my soul, lost my way, no going back, i’m stuck right here, and that is […]
Might Be Chords – Chris Ross
http://chrisross.net/ To play this song, put a capo on the 1st fret Also, when playing this song, during the Cmaj7/E and G chords, Chris plays hammer-on’s such as: e-3-3-3—3-3-3-3—3——–| B-3-3-3—3-3-3-0—0——–| G-0-0-0—0-0-0-0—0——–| D-0-0-0—0-0-0-0h2-2——–| A-2-2-0h2-2-2-2-3—3——–| E-3-3-3—3-3-3-0—0——–| You don’t need to have a set pattern for these, just play them whenever you think they’ll fit. Cmaj7/E I hear […]
Whiskeytown – Break My Own Heart Chords
whiskeytown song: break my own heart album: strangers almanac Well, ex(G)cuse me if I break my own (Em7)heart It's (G)mine from the finish I guess (G) It's mine from the (Em7)start Situ(C)ation just don't seem so goddamned (G)smart Situ(C)ation is tearing me a(D)part So you'll have to ex(G)cuse me if I break my own (Em7)heart […]
Whiskeytown – Excuse Me While I Break My Own Heart Tonight Chords
INTRO: G G Em7 Em7 G G Em7 Em7 VERSE ONE: G Em7 Well, excuse me if I break my own heart G It's mine from the finish I guess G Em7 It's mine from the start C G Situation just don't seem so goddamned smart C D Situation is tearing me apart interrupted CHORUS: […]
Galileo Chords – Indigo Girls V2
INTRO: C G F G7 – C G F G7 C G F G7 C G F G7 Galileo’s head was on the block, crime was looking up the truth C G F G And as the bombshells of my daily fears explode Am Em F G7 I try to trace them to my youth […]
Thats Why I Pray Chords – Big And Rich
Tuned half step down A Major / E / B minor / D Oh oh oh oh, oh oh, yeah A E Bm9 D Man on the TV’s gone insane, everybody’s just laughing A E Bm9 People ’cross the world holding on The earth caved in, the ocean came down D crashing A E Bm9 […]