Tag: Joke
One Way Ticket To f***neckville Chords – Nofx
nofx ONE WAY TICKET TO f***NECKVILLE Intro: -C5—C5/A —B5/G—E5—F5—F5—G5/E—-|G5 -C5—C5/A—-B5/G—Am–F5—F5—G5/E—–|G5 No Chord C C/A No sleep ’til f***neckville, B/G Am G it’s kind of funny you may not realize it until C C/A phone call stop, can’t get laid, F G/E G you find out where the parties were some time the next day D […]
Coffee Spoon Chords – Cold War Kids
Written By Dom Wise YouTube: MrDomWise Twitter: DomOfTheYear Verse 1: C I can argue with the mime I can argue with the mime he is reading me the riot act Em Am Em every line ( Em – C – D ) C every lawyer in his prime every lawyer in his prime gets nostalgic […]
Circle The Drain Lyrics – Katy Perry
This is the last time you say, After the last line you break, It’s not even a holiday, Nothing to celebrate. You give a hundred reasons why, And you say you’re really gonna try. If I had a nickel for everytime, I’d overbank. Thought that I was the exception, I could have rewrite your addiction, […]
Katy Perry – Circle The Drain Lyrics
This is the last time you say, After the last line you break, It’s not even a holiday, Nothing to celebrate. You give a hundred reasons why, And you say you’re really gonna try. If I had a nickel for every time, I’d overbank. Thought that I was the exception, I could have rewrite your […]
Bunkface You And Me lyrics
Baby are you OK I hope that you are in good shape And you’re not tied up in stress And if it’s my luck you’ll wear a dress 10 minutes past your birthday Kept you waiting for me Well I got stuck finding the cake And that’s why I was late Deep sea diving forever […]
Group 1 Crew Breakdown lyrics
They say don’t try to fix what i-isn’t broke But I see that you need a fix in your soul We-we don’t like to play politics it’s a joke So we pu-pushin envelopes, envelopes (Pre-Chorus) Ain’t nobody stoppin the music until we fill up the floor It’s the type-a music he created so you need […]
You And I Chords – Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga – You and I as performed on The Today Show jessicaboykin http://www.youtube.com/user/evillaundry A 002220 Asus2 002200 D 000232 Dsus2 000230 G 35543x (this is my personal preference, but a regular G 320003 is fine) E 022100 (hammer on and pull off D-Dsus2, A-Asus2 for embellishment that closely matches the piano) A It’s been […]
Lady GaGa You And I lyrics
It’s been a long time since I came around It’s been along time but I’m back in town And this time I’m not leavin’ without you You taste like whiskey when you kiss me ohh I’ll give anything again to be your baby doll Yeah this time I’m not leavin’ without you You said sit […]
The Muppets – Bohemian Rhapsody lyrics
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide No escape from reality Open your eyes Look up to the skies and see I’m just a poor boy (Poor boy) I need no sympathy Because I’m easy come, easy go Little high, little low Any way the wind blows Doesn’t really […]
Lady Gaga – You And I lyrics
It’s been a long time since I came around It’s been along time but I’m back in town But this time I’m not leaving without you You taste like whiskey when you kiss me oooh I’ll give up anything again to be your baby doll Yeah this time I’m not leaving without you You said […]
Guilty Pleasure Chords – Cobra Starship
The lower case is minor, upper case is major. I didn’t have time to type out where the chords go in the song but these are the ones in the song. E Ab C# [F# / B] A E A B And i came here to make you dance tonight I don’t care about my […]
Teddy Picker Chords – Arctic Monkeys
Intro: Am Am E Am Am Despair to the point till they provoke Am The punchline before they have told the joke Am The sheer desperation to be seen Am Staring at the television screen Am Despair to the point where they provoke Am You to tell the f***ing punchline before you have told the […]
You And Me Chords – Bunkface
this is my first tabs enjoy it… bunkface : you and me album : phobia phoney(2010) A Baby are you ok F#m I hope that you are in good shape Bm And you¡¯re not tied up in stress E And if it¡¯s my luck you¡¯ll wear a dress Cm 10 minutes past your birthday F#m […]
New Fang Lyrics – Them Crooked Vultures
New fang No thang Had it made To parade Found a s***er Now I want another Stand up Step aside Open wide Hanging out and on Until the feelings gone Want to? Yes I do Wanna learn Taking turns getting carpet burns Lipstick spit Come or go? I think it’s both, I gotta know Sometimes […]
Hustle And Cuss Lyrics – The Dead Weather
knock on the door and the door knocks back the joke never go no further than that fire goes back inside the match back down the stack and we hustle and cuss lick on the dust hustle and cuss lick on the dust and we hustle and cuss hustle and cuss and lick on the […]
You’re Not In On the Joke Lyrics – Cobra Starship
Don’t take them faces at their value in a cynical town Can’t you smell the stale air? I had no skill but I had a heart so then I turned it around so just remember: I’m no cynic, but sometimes I get bored I’m no cynic; I got a heart of gold They say I’m […]
Smile When You Call Me That Lyrics – Jakob Dylan
You’re gonna say I told you so I never should have let you go Ain’t it funny that here we are The two of us in two different bars In separate cages dancing slow We ain’t got nobody to call our own You can always go back home You just might be there alone I’m […]
The Union Forever Lyrics – The White Stripes
It can’t be love For there is no true love It can’t be love For there is no true love Sure I’m C.F.K But you gotta love me The cost no man can say But you gotta love me Well I’m sorry but I’m not Interested in gold mines Oil wells, shipping or real estate […]
Hollywood Undead The Natives lyrics
Tha Producer: Seems like everyones got their beef But tomorrow we’ll be shining brighter We’ll keep it going fighting. Hold on when we win, take a hit Cause we never gonna lose it dying We gonna keep on fighting Hold on when we win, take a hit Cause we never gonna lose it dying We […]
Lostprophets Dstryr lyrics
All hail! The leaders of the revolution. We’ve got your policy, your war, your hate, your retribution. All hail! The sheer failure of a nation. S.O.S boys, this is white noise. Destroyer, destroyer We sing it like a funeral choir. Mourning now our hope is burning in the fire. Deceiver, deceiver You never where a […]