Intro:                        
xA|--------------------------|
xE|-77--5-5--7-777777-555----|
xC|-44--4-4--4-444444-222----|
xG|--------------------------|

 Verse:
A                                           E 
There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'
A 
You gotta keep it beatin'
                         E 
For all the hoppin' cretins

 Chorus:
B    E   B    E 
Cretin! Cretin!

 Verse (same chords A and E):
I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
My feet won't stop
Doin' the Cretin Hop

 Chorus:
B    E   B    E 
Cretin! Cretin!

 Interlude (x2):
xA|--------------------------|
xE|-77--5-5--7-777777-555----|
xC|-44--4-4--4-444444-222----|
xG|--------------------------|

1-2-3-4
Cretins wanna hop some more

 Interlude (x2):
xA|--------------------------|
xE|-77--5-5--7-777777-555----|
xC|-44--4-4--4-444444-222----|
xG|--------------------------|

4-5-6-7
All good cretins go to heaven

 Verse:
A                                           E 
There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'
A 
You gotta keep it beatin'
                         E 
For all the hoppin' cretins

 Chorus:
B    E   B    E 
Cretin! Cretin!

 Verse:
I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
My feet won't stop
Doin' the Cretin Hop

 Chorus:
B    E   B    E 
Cretin! Cretin!

 Interlude (x2):
xA|--------------------------|
xE|-77--5-5--7-777777-555----|
xC|-44--4-4--4-444444-222----|
xG|--------------------------|

1-2-3-4
Cretins wanna hop some more

 Interlude (x2):
xA|--------------------------|
xE|-77--5-5--7-777777-555----|
xC|-44--4-4--4-444444-222----|
xG|--------------------------|

4-5-6-7
All good cretins go to heaven

 Interlude (x4):
xA|----------------